French Toast

Here is the French Toast recipe I grew up on. My mother made this often on weekends for both me and later when my nephew came along! I don’t think this recipe is very French nor do I believe it to be toast, but either way, it’s YUMMY! I would also make the Challah version of this for Sunday Brunch and serve it with Bellini’s! I hope I have some friends and family that can come by our house really soon for brunch. I know Sam is one of those brunch fans!

You have now made pancakes and omelets. The techniques for this are the same. You are ready for this! Enjoy cooking!

GADGETS:

A bowl big enough to fit the bread

Fork or Whisk

Pan (non-stick)

Pancake turner

INGREDIENTS:

4 slices White Bread (Wonder Bread) or Challah Bread

3 eggs

½ cup milk

¼ tsp cinnamon

½ tsp sugar

2 tbsp. Vegetable oil

DIRECTIONS:

Whisk the eggs in the bowl until well blended. Add the milk, cinnamon, and sugar, then whisk again. Heat oil over medium high heat. Dip bread in egg mixture and soak both sides for 2 to 5 seconds each, depending on thickness. The Challah because of its density, (“you are my density”— a quote from the Back to the Future movie) takes a bit longer to absorb the egg mixture. If you soak the bread too long it falls apart, so timing is critical and takes practice to be perfect. Remove the bread from the egg mixture, allowing any excess egg to drip back into the dish. Place the egg soaked bread into the hot skillet where the oil has been added and heated. Cook one side until golden brown. It’s okay to peek at it as it cooks. Then, flip it over and cook on both sides, about 2 1/2 minutes per side. Transfer the cooked French toast to a baking sheet and keep warm in the oven if you are making a lot. Repeat with the remaining bread and egg mixture. 

Serve with sugar sprinkled of top like my mom used to do, or like everyone else in the world, pour on pancake syrup.

Also see recipe for Stuffed French Toast or Bread Pudding when it appears!

Stay healthy, eat well, and be happy!
-The Drunken Chef (Russ)

Bloody Mary Cocktail

This is the first in a series of beverages meant for the Sunday brunch. I hope you can enjoy them and let me know how they all turn out of you. This one is my favorite whenever I am on vacation. I don’t remember where I was when I was first served the shrimp with this drink, but I remember it going excellent with this before noon beverage!

INGREGIENTS:

1 cup of ice cubes

¼ cup Tomato Juice

3 Shots Vodka

1 tsp. Worcestershire Sauce

½ teaspoon horseradish

4 dashes Tabasco

Salt & Pepper

Celery Stalk

Green Olives (optional)

Lemon wedge

Cocktail Shrimp (optional)

MIX:

In a cocktail shaker with ice, add tomato juice, vodka, Worcestershire sauce, horseradish, tabasco, and a pinch of salt and pepper. SHAKE WELL. Pour into a tall glass and garnish with celery, Spanish olives, and a lemon wedge. If you’re really really feeling saucy, garnish with a jumbo cooked Shrimp too. (Check for allergies before severing shellfish and proof for age)!

SUNDAY’S RESTAURANT REVIEW

June 6, 2021

Mr. Wang

1300 Montauk Hwy, Oakdale NY

631 318-3555

          Mr. Wang’s is a takeout Chinese Restaurant that is located only a few minutes’ drive from my office at work. I’m not sure who first recommend me to eat at this wonderful place of Asian Cuisine, but when I mention Mr. Wang’s to my wife Jennifer, she said, and I quote,: “Oh yeah, that place is good. We order from there all the time.”

We do talk a lot, really. Maybe it’s just not about lunch apparently, unless I’m the one to make it.

The very first thing I noticed on the menu was the Chinatown Style Noodle Soup. I love soup. Just not as much in the summer time. Unless of course, the air-conditioner in the restaurant I’m sitting at is set to fringed, then I will order it to keep warm. Otherwise, my soup selection is only available during the cooler months in NEW YORK, say October through March. Now as far as the soup menu went, here on Long Island I have NEVER seen these Chinatown soups anywhere, such as my favorite Roast Pork & Shrimp Dumpling Udon Noodle Soup. This is a delicious soup. They even let you pick your choice of noodles from: Egg Noodle (Cantonese thin noodle), Udon (Japanese), Chow Fun (Flat Wide Soft Noodle), and Mei Fun (thin Rice Noodles). There are even fourteen different soups to put those noodles into. My first soup choice is my favorite and was suggested to me by a co-worker to order hot chili oil on the side for the dumpling. OMG, I’m so hooked now on dipping the dumplings in the chili oil and eating the soup at the same time! If I am particularly hungry, I will get an egg roll too!

Post soup season, I have ordered just the homemade dumplings and chili oil. There is also my old standby shrimp Lo-Mein. I usually order this during Lent (just after New Orleans Mardi Gras and before Easter). My second choice is the chicken with mushrooms lunch special. The lunch specials come with fried rice and choice of one of three soups (wonton, eggdrop, hot and sour). Wonton being my selection. I have been told that the shrimp Egg Foo Young is also very good, although I have never tried it.

So if you’re up the my neck of the woods by work or even work with me, try Mr. Wang’s. You won’t be disappointed, unless you don’t like soup.

EAT WELL, STAY HEALTY, and ENJOY LIFE!

The Drunken Chef (Russ)

OMELET

We covered how to make OMELETS in the “HOW TO COOK AMERICAN STYLE” section of this website. To me, this is a fundamental dish and part of learning how the whole cooking process works. There is LOTS of science going on here, and the omelet is an American breakfast staple. The “frenchy” version of this omelet is “creamier” or as I like to say—”not cooked all the way.” Cooking eggs, even this simple omelet leads into making custard one day or French Ice Cream the next. The basic ingredients only change a bit along with the cooking process. Next, we should try making French Toast or bread pudding. Soon enough, you will learn how to make Crème Brulèe.

COOKING UTENSILS NEEDED:

Bowl

Whisk or fork

“Butter” or “dinner” Knife

Pan (8 inch non-stick pan) with cover

Chef’s knife and Cutting board

Cheese Grater (optional)

INGREDIENTS:

2–3 eggs

1 tbsp. milk per egg

1 tablespoon butter

1-3 drops of Tabasco per egg

Steamed Vegetables (broccoli, asparagus, mushrooms)

Cheese (Cheddar, Swiss, American, Monterey Jack, and salsa)

Salt and Pepper to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Scramble the eggs using a fork or whisk. Add milk instead of water; this makes the eggs a little softer and fluffier when cooked. Preheat pan on medium heat and add a pat of butter. Remember not to make the pan too hot because burnt butter tastes nasty. Pour in egg mixture and cover.  When the egg is cooked through, add your vegetables and cheese to the left half of the egg (if you’re a righty). Cover to heat. Flip second half of egg over vegetables and cheese. Remove from pan and serve on a warm plate.

Tip: I use fresh baby spinach that is not steamed when making my spinach and swiss cheese omelet.

Quick tip: Steam vegetables like chopped broccoli tops in the microwave in a small amount of water ahead of time. Drain off excess water and reheat when ready.

Serving suggestion:

Bacon, Sausage, Grits, hash browns and or toast.

You can stuff your omelets with almost anything including chili and cheddar cheese.

NOTES: I always remember when I was a kid my mother adding a few drops of Tabasco sauce and black pepper to the scrambled eggs and omelets just before cooking them. 

SMOOTHIE

GADGETS:

Small blender—I have the Nutribullet, but there are others like Hamilton Beach. A large kitchen blender can be used in place of the small one.

Knife and cutting board for cutting fruit

INGREDIENTS:

1 frozen banana, peeled and sliced

2 cups frozen strawberries, raspberries, or cherries

1 cup milk

1/2 cup plain or vanilla yogurt

1/2 cup freshly squeezed orange juice

2 to 3 tablespoons honey or to taste

2 shots Dark RUM (optional)

DIRECTIONS:

Peel and slice banana before freezing it, along with strawberries, raspberries, or cherries. Put all the ingredients in a blender and process until smooth. Pour into glasses and serve.

NOTES:  I also use strawberry banana yogurt, ice, and fresh fruit too.

Smoothie (Non Dairy)

I have been making smoothies for Jennifer. She prefers the non-dairy type, but I have made others using yogurt.

GADGETS:

Small blender—I have the NutriBullet, but there are others like Hamilton Beach. A large kitchen blender can also be used in space of a small one.

Knife and cutting board for cutting fruit

INGREDIENTS:

Taste of Summer Smoothie

2 cups watermelon

1-cup pineapple

½-cup blueberries

¼ water

A Trip to the Tropics

2 cups fresh peaches

1 cup frozen pineapple

½-cup blueberries

¼ cup crushed ice

Confectioners’ sugar or honey (optional)

DIRECTIONS:

To freeze fruit like watermelon or pineapple: Cut fruit into large cubes and place in a zip top bag. Lay bag flat with fruit only one layer high. Freeze overnight.

Add fresh fruit, enough to fill a large NutriBullet halfway with a small amount of liquid. This can be water or rum. Blend. Add fruit to almost full (leave room to fit on the top with blades). Blend. Serve.

NOTES:   The fruit can be changed to any combination that does not have icky seeds! If the smoothie turns out too tart say from the blueberries, add a tablespoon of confectioners’ sugar or honey.

© Russ Ahrens and The Magic of a Perfect Pairing, 2021

Zucchini (grilled)

Zucchini (grilled)

Green Squash, Summer Squash, or Zucchini, as it is a more common name in New York, is one of the more if not most common and versatile squash to prepare. Almost the entire thing is edible with the exception of the stem. Even the very flower (male flower) the plant produces can make a delicious appetizer.

INGREDIENTS:

2 to 4 Green or Yellow Squash

¼ tsp. garlic powder

One Pinch of onion powder (1/8 tsp)

2 TBLS Olive oil

Salt and white pepper to taste.

DIRECTIONS:

Wash and cut the squash into quarters and coat with olive oil. Sprinkle with garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper. Cook on a hot grill, turning over every one to two minutes on all three sides. As you turn the squash over, rotate 90 degrees each time you flip it. Move it to a new spot on the hot grill to get those tasty and beautiful grill marks just like on steak!  

Marinated Skirt Steak

I grilled. Yes, I can hardly believe it myself. It’s been crazy busy lately but I grilled. I made marinated skirt steak and Grilled Zucchini. Did I grill with beer in hand? Yes I did, but I only had enough time for one as this cut of beef cooks quickly!

I put the zucchini on the grill when I turn the temperature down under the steak, but cook the zucchini on high! Try not to overcook it, otherwise you will have yucky mush.

Skirt Steak Recipe

COOKING UTENSILS NEEDED:

INGREDIENTS:

1 pound skirt steak trimmed and cut in half

MARINADE:

½ cup Lawry’s Sesame Teriyaki Marinade

or

Kikkoman’s Teriyaki Marinade

½ tsp Powdered Ginger

½ tsp Garlic power

2 tablespoons Soy sauce

DIRECTIONS:

Peel and trim the skirt steak if your butcher has not removed the silver skin and trimmed it for you. In a Pyrex baking 9×13 baking dish, or better yet, a zip top bag, mix together the marinade. Add the steaks and coat well. Marinate the steaks at least 2 hours but preferably 24 hours (overnight).

Heat your barbeque or prepare the coals for cooking. Start by cooking steaks at a high temperature. Grill approximately one minute on each side. Reduce heat to low and cook until desired doneness. I prefer my skirt steak to be cooked just prior to medium, maybe medium rare, although some people prefer them a little more cooked with no pink.

NOTES this is one of my favorite summer barbeque recipes served with grilled vegetables, corn on the cob or potatoes! This also goes great with beer or a nice old vines red Zinfandel from Sonoma County, like St. Francis.

Be well, eat well, drink well, and be merry!

-The Drunken Chef (Russ)

Click here for the Grilled Zucchini Recipe

One year & 291 Recipes

            June 3, 2021

            Since it is the second month that I have been working on my new adventure, to write and “publish” a cookbook in one year consisting of 291 recipes, I thought I would assess the progress so far.

            Up until the end of May, I have posted approximately 20 recipes from the recipe book that I have been writing for the past twenty plus years. Is that good progress? Well, if you consider that I have 271 recipes left that I would like to post on here by April 30th, 2022, I would say that I am a bit behind since I still need to cook and teach you 271 recipes by the end of next April.

To help you follow along on my progress, I have put up a countdown clock on the home page of this website. Time will tell as to whether or not too many brain cells were killed with alcohol or if I was crazy for setting a one year goal for this.

            I will need to pick up the pace. Not to worry, some recipes build on one another, or a recipe may only change by a few ingredients from one to the next. Trust me when I say, you will not get lost.

I have not been posting everything I have cooked over the last month. That is probably because I have been lazy and not cooking anything I felt would be worthy of reading about. I guess I will just have to put everything out there that I cook, regardless of if I think it’s any good. You get to be the judge of that. Your comments are welcome.

            I will still be going through my recipe book in a semi-logical manner. I will post what I’m cooking each day. Logically then, I will be cooking according to the season we are in now, making everything for that season in the cookbook even if I have not done so in many years.

            It sounds more like you will be reading a diary of my life as a home cook, private party chef, or even a bartender rather than some boring old cookbook. Of course, this is a teaching and learning blog, so I will do my best to explain “HOW TO COOK AMERICAN STYLE” and not just post an ingredients list and mixing procedure.

            I will, whenever possible, explain why, as a chef, you are doing certain things so you can understand the process. This way, you know in advance what is supposed to happen and the reason for it happening. I love science and there is a lot of science in cooking. It may have been just trial and error or dumb luck why things taste good, but there is science behind why something tastes good and why when it is prepared wrong, it tastes like $#%&!

            Everyone’s tastes are different; some people have allergies and some people have textural issues, but you should experiment with food and taste as much as you can. If it tastes bad, do not eat it again for a long time. Just remember that your tastes change, and something you hated as a kid you may now love now and vice versa! Always have something to drink on hand when trying something new. Just like different wines change the taste of food, whatever you’re drinking effects the foods you taste!

            The idea is to have fun. This can be your new adventure as much as it is my long time hobby, and brand new post-Covid adventure!

            On your mark, get set, GO!

            Good luck to us all!

            -The Drunken Chef (Russ)

Lemon Chicken (Piccata &; Francese)

Lemon Chicken

Sam came home one day from my neighbor’s house talking about this marvelous chicken he ate there. When I saw her the next day, I asked what this wonderful chicken was that he loved so. She told me it was called Lemon Chicken and she served it over angel hair pasta. I had eaten this dish many times at weddings.

            This dish is one of the easiest to make especially if you have ever made chicken cutlets. The making of chicken cutlets is the hardest part.

            Below are the two recipes for Lemon Chicken. Try them both and let me know which one you like best.

Chicken Piccata

INGREDIENTS:

4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts

2 eggs

3 tablespoons lemon juice

1/2 cup all-purpose flour

1/8 teaspoon garlic powder

1/8 teaspoon paprika

1/4 cup butter

2 cups Chicken Stock (1 box or 2 cans)

Capers (optional)

DIRECTIONS:

In a small bowl, beat the egg together with 1 tablespoon of the lemon juice. Set aside.

In a shallow bowl or dish, mix together the flour, garlic powder, and paprika. Dip the chicken in the egg/lemon mixture, then in the seasoned flour.

In a large skillet, melt butter/margarine and brown the coated chicken pieces.

Dissolve the bouillon in the boiling water, then add the remaining 2 tablespoons of lemon juice. Pour liquid into skillet. Cover and let simmer for 20 minutes, turning chicken pieces after 10 minutes until chicken is tender. Garnish as desired and serve.

NOTES I make this dish all the time because it’s so quick and easy. I serve it with Lipton’s rice and sauce or a package of saffron flavored rice or over Pasta.

Chicken Francese

INGREDIENTS:

Sauce:

3 Tbsp. butter

1 shallot minced or ¼ teaspoon onion powder

1 Tbsp. flour

2 cups Chicken Stock (1 box or 2 cans)

½ cup white wine

¼ lemon juice

Salt & pepper to taste

Chicken:

4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts

1 egg

3 tablespoons lemon juice

1/4 cup all-purpose flour

1/8 teaspoon garlic powder

1/8 teaspoon paprika

1/4 cup butter

2 tbsp. olive oil

DIRECTIONS:

In a small bowl, beat the egg together with 1 tablespoon of the lemon juice. Set aside.

In a shallow bowl or dish, mix together the flour, garlic powder, and paprika. Dip the chicken in the egg/lemon mixture, then in the seasoned flour.

In a large skillet, add olive oil and melt the butter. Brown the coated chicken pieces. When chicken is done, move to a plate.  

Meanwhile, in a small pot dissolve bouillon in the boiling water or heat store bought or homemade broth, and then add the remaining lemon juice and wine.

Make roué in skillet by melting 2 tablespoons butter in the pan and whisking in four. Add shallot or onion powder and continue cooking flour until a pale golden brown. Next, whisk liquid into the flour mixture in the skillet. Return chicken to sauce. Cover and let simmer for 20 minutes, turning chicken pieces after 10 minutes until chicken is tender. Garnish as desired and serve.

NOTE: The wine is what makes this “francese”, should be same as the one you serve. It should be a Pinot Grigio you cooked the chicken. Multiply by four for a full catering tray.

ENJOY.

Until tomorrow, be well, be happy, and be healthy.

The Drunken Chef (Russ)

Lemon Chicken simmering in the pan.